The
most intensely involved I've ever been with soup was when I wrote a play
called Dragon Soup & Other Intense Sensations. It was produced in a local
restaurant which served the same menu to the audience
as was being prepared in the play itself. Staged all over the restaurant, sometimes
the action could only be seen through the large wall mirrors. For the kitchen
scenes, we pulled a prep table onto the postage stamp clearing we used for a
stage.
The waiters station doubled as the green room for the six weeks that the play
ran. We found that to put the production mess of lights and props on top of
a restaurant's normal mess was too much for everyone, but we learned to cope.
After casting, the director decided to write cabaret music for the production,
then went around giving singing lessons. I played a character named Blanche,
a plant at one of the front tables, who cooed rather than talked when the waiter
presented the menu to her. By the end, few of the staff members of the restaurant
were speaking to the cast of the play except for those who were sleeping together.
Nonetheless, the play ran for weeks and had over a hundred people on the waiting
list when it closed.
The play was based on the restaurant where I'd started as kitchen help and ended
up as dinner chef. (It wasn't that hard, battles are often pitched in restaurant
kitchens, then whoever is left standing gets promoted. )
In writing the play, I was surprised at how much the character of the CHEF was
a purified form of the real life luncheon chef at Lafayette's, a woman I'll
call Rocky. But just as the five poisons become the five wisdoms when perfected,
so Chef is a sort of perfected Rocky.
Here's how the soup in Dragon Soup comes about:
Dragon Soup ACT I, Scene 2
LUNCH IS OVER. THE WAITER'S STATION AND DINING ROOM HAVE BEEN REMOVED AND THE
KITCHEN IS IN FULL VIEW. A LARGE SCREEN MARKED "KITCHEN CLOSED" IN
SERVING PORT TO BAR/DINING ROOM SEPARATES AREAS.
LIGHTING IS VERY DIM. KITCHEN HAS THE AIR OF AN ANIMAL'S DEN, BROWN AND FURRY,
YELLOW AND DARK LIKE AN UNDERGROUND CAVERN WHERE PERHAPS PRIMITIVE RITUALS ARE
ENACTED. A FEW CANDLES BURN HERE AND THERE.
THE CHEF, VERY DARK, PERHAPS BROWN OR BLACK, IS A HUGE WOMAN, MORE OF A FORCE
OF NATURE THAN A HUMAN BEING. INSTEAD OF A CHEF'S HAT, SHE WEARS AN ODD ASSORTMENT
OF LEATHER STRAPS HUNG WITH VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS, SOME OF WHICH ARE NOT READILY
IDENTIFIABLE. ODD THINGS HANG FROM THE CHEF HERE AND THERE. PERHAPS A STRING
OF SAUSAGES OR A ROPE OF GARLIC ARE AROUND HER NECK. ONE WOULDN'T BE SURPRISED
TO SEE A LIVE SNAKE.
DURING THE COURSE OF THE PLAY, THE CHEF TAKES VARIOUS INSTRUMENTS OFF HER APRON
TO WORK ON THE FOOD WITH. THESE INTERACTIONS ABSORB HER ATTENTION COMPLETELY.
SHE GOES FROM DIRTY TO FILTHY-
SHE IS AS LIKELY TO OPEN THE REFRIGERATOR AND DIP HER HANDS INTO THE COLD BABBA
GANNUJ AND SLAP HER FACE AND NECK WITH IT TO COOL OFF AS SHE IS TO GO TO THE
WATER TAP. SHE SENSES NO BOUNDARIES BETWEEN CONTAINER AND THE CONTAINED. A TRUE
PRIMITIVE, SHE DOES NOT SEPARATE THE WORLD FROM HER PROJECTIONS. SHE ALONE CAN
SEE THE DRAGON.
CHEF: Better get to work on the soup. (PASSING BY SPICES SHE POINTS FINGER ACCUSINGLY)
Don't you talk back to me. Had enough of you I have. . .You Juniper Berries.
Perk up there, got things for you to do tonight. Big things.
Now you, you pretty mushrooms. What you in the mood for pretty thing? Marjoram
or Oregano? So white and round. Well, you sit by him awhile and see what you
think. (CHEF FLAPS HER APRON, STRIKING QUICKLY AT SPICE JAR TO HER LEFT) You
stay out of this, 'Prika, what you know?
CHEF TAKES DOWN GIANT SOUP POT. MAKES PASSES OVER IT OF A VAGUELY MAGICAL NATURE.
SHE TURNS ON A CASSETTE RECORDER (AFRICAN DRUMS OR PERHAPS RAVEL'S BOLERO) FROM
TIME TO TIME SHE HITS POT WITH A WOODEN SPOON OR BREAKS INTO A DANCE, BOUNCING
HEAVILY AS IF WAIST DEEP IN THICK SOUP.
CHEF: DUM DE DE DUM DE DE . (DANCES) DUM DE DE DUM DE DE
SOUP soup gonna make some soup. Dum de de DUM de de. ETC.
(SHE DANCES ALL OVER THE KITCHEN, LEAPING LIKE A HYPOTTAMOS BALLERINA. THE CHEF
IS TOTALLY AND COMPLETELY PRESENT AS SHE DANCES. SHE SPINS AND STOMPS OUT OF
THE DANCE, GOING HOO, HOO, HOO)
(CALLS) Dragon. Hey Dragon. Dragooooooonnnnnn.
(CROSSES TO BROOM CLOSET, THROWS OPEN DOOR. DRAGON SITTING ON STOOL WRITING,
HE PAYS NO ATTENTION TO HER) Dragon. (WAITS RESPECTFULLY) HEY, DRAGON.
DRAGON: (STILL WRITING) Um?
CHEF: Dragon. Needs your help. You busy?
DRAGON: (COMING OUT OF CLOSET) Just working on a poem. What's up?
CHEF: Needs to get the Chef's Special.
DRAGON: Ah, the Chef's Special. (SNIFFING; CHEF TOO BEGINS TO SNIFF .) What
sort of day is it?
CHEF: (SNIFFING) Well, (SNIFFS) sort of. . .(SNIFF, SNIFF) kinda. . .(SNIFFS)
Know what I mean?
DRAGON: (SNIFFS) A spicey sort of day.
CHEF: Yeah, ginger spicey.
DRAGON: Many surprises.
CHEF: Oh, boy. Loves surprises.
DRAGON: (AS IF HE'S LOOKING INTO THE DAY) Hmmmmmmmmm.
CHEF: What's you mean `Hmmmmmmmm.'
DRAGON: Just Hmm. Great spectrum of surprises.
CHEF: (TO HERSELF) Spec Trum.
DRAGON: Reminds me a little of the day I came through.(SNIFFS DEEPLY) Yes, indeed.
(BEAT) The day I came through and couldn't get back.
CHEF: (WHO LOVES TO HEAR THE DRAGON TALK) That the day of the big earthquake?
DRAGON: The very same. I'd only come in for dinner that night.
CHEF: How's the food?
DRAGON: Oh! Even then it was worth traveling for.
CHEF: (VERY CHILDLIKE, SHE'S HEARD THIS STORY MANY TIMES) Yeah? What'd you have?
DRAGON: We started with Winter Melon Soup.
CHEF: We? (THE CHEF'S FAVORITE PART IS ABOUT THE DRAGON, THE OTHER DRAGON, THE
ONE WHO GOT LOST)
DRAGON: (SADLY) My Dragon and I.
CHEF: Yeah?
DRAGON: Yeah. (TURNS STOICAL) Then BANG. Everything changed.
CHEF: BANG! Loves to happen.
DRAGON: Winter Melon Soup all over everywhere, plaster falling, then the fire.
. . smoke and confusion.
CHEF: Yeah? And?
DRAGON: When it was all over, I was alone and the coordinate point sealed off—no
more traveling betweendimensions. Can't get back at all. (SHAKES HEAD) Now
there's a broom closet where the entry point used to be. Don't know if she
made it or not.
CHEF: Your dragon?
DRAGON: For years I thought maybe she just went into shock, forgot who she was.
Dragons do that. They enter the dream, as we call it, take on the disguise of
a person in that dimension. But sometimes they forget they are dragon's. Oh,
other people like to have them around, of course. They're real helpful and all.
But they don't always like it. . . (DRAGON IS LOST IN REVERIE, PERHAPS THINKING
ABOUT HIS OWN TRUE DRAGON MATE WHOM HE CAN'T FIND.) I always thought that one
day she'd come to herself, then find me here.
CHEF: Don't you still 'bleve that?
DRAGON: Forget who she was for over 50 years?
CHEF: Well, sometimes stuff is hard to remember. . .
DRAGON: Not send messages through the wind? Not thump out so much as a "Hello"
on the earth?
CHEF: (ALMOST TO HERSELF) Look in the fire, look in the fire and water, look
in the soup. (PICKS THIS UP AS A CHANT WHICH SHE REPEATS AT ODD MOMENTS TO HERSELF,
ALMOST LIKE A MANTRA) Look in the fire, look in the water. Look in the soup.
DRAGON: (OFF ON HIS OWN MEMORY TRIP) Now I think she got back. She probably
assumed I was right behind her. And now she can't get through either.
CHEF: Sort of on the other side of the door scratching to get in?
DRAGON: (GIVING CHEF SIDEWAYS LOOK) I wouldn't have put it exactly like that.
CHEF: What if she's round here and you don't recognize her?
DRAGON: Well, it's true Dragons are masters of disguise. (BEAT) But we're also
masters of uncovering disguises. No. She couldn't fool me. (FONDLY) Not for
long.
CHEF: Ain't you used to it here yet?
DRAGON: They can't see me, that's the trouble.
CHEF: Hmphh. They can't see nothing.
DRAGON: Lost in the dream. If only they'd spend more time on what's important.
CHEF: Yeah, like food.
DRAGON: Exactly! They can evolve through their senses. . .
CHEF: (WHO'S HEARD ALL OF THIS MANY TIMES AND THINKS HE'S GOTTEN TO THE BORING
PART) What's today's soup?
DRAGON: Soup?
CHEF: Yeah, the soup for the Chef's Special.
DRAGON: Ah, yes, the soup. (BEGINS TO INTONE)
Eeeeeeeeeesssssccccooofffffiiiiiaaa. Eeeeeessscccooofffiiiiaaa.
Escoffia. Escoffia.
CHEF: That's today's soup?
DRAGON: Wait. (INTONES AGAIN) O Great Chefs of France, speak through me. (BANGS
POTS AND PANS) O mighty cauldrons, bubble for me. (MAKING STYLILIZED GESTURES)
Deep pleasures, dark pleasures. .
CHEF: 'Bout that soup.
DRAGON: (PICKS UP GINGER) Subtle spices of the East, give me guile. . .
CHEF: Look in fire, look in water. Gotta cook some soup.
DRAGON: Ah. For the soup. (LISTENS, SEEMS TO HEAR BEAUTIFUL SOUNDS, PERHAPS
THE FRUITS THEMSELVES SINGING THEIR SONG OF SURRENDER) Take fruits, heavy on
the vine, swollen by the sun into ruby globes.
CHEF: (WRITING RECIPE DOWN ON CARD) Them's ripe tomatoes. Calls 'em fruit. Don't
never 'frigerate.
DRAGON: Minced root of the golden flower, plucked young from the Dragon's garden.
To clear the mind, to shock the senses beyond the limits of the body, into the
clarity of the void.
CHEF: Guess that's ginger root.
DRAGON: That amber liquid, that transformed aura of the plump fowl, prepared
by the light of the East.
CHEF: (FLIPS THROUGH FILE BOX, TAKES OUT CARD AND READS ALOUD)
Chinese chicken stock. OK. Got that.
DRAGON: The spring offering of green, grown long and thin, reaching out of the
soil, gently biting to the tongue as a lover with tiny pointy teeth. . .
CHEF: Scallions.
DRAGON: (WHO HAD NOT QUITE FINISHED, COUGHS POLITELY) Hem.
CHEF: Sorry.
DRAGON: As a lover with tiny, pointy teeth might naughtily bite. Brought to
their fullest potential in the high, hot world to the South, amid explosive
darkness.
CHEF: (IMPRESSED) Done up with salsa. (TAKES CARD FROM FILE BOX)
OK. That it?
DRAGON: (LISTENING) If you wish, you might add the flesh from the wolves of
the sea.
CHEF: Shark? Yeah, that'd be GOOD. Angel or Thresher?
DRAGON: Either or neither. Such things are optional.
(ENTER WAITER, BRUSHING DRAGON ASIDE)
WAITER: Chef. Chef.
DRAGON: Oh, Bother. Humans! And I was just getting started. Hmph.
(DRAGON GOES BACK INTO CLOSET)
WAITER: Got to get the Chef's Special for the menu. What's all this?
CHEF: That's gonna be soup.
WAITER: (PENCIL POISED) Name?
CHEF: Name?
WAITER: Name of the soup.
CHEF: Name of the soup. Uh. Didn't give me no name.
WAITER: What?
CHEF: Um, nothing. The name. . uh. . .it's. . .uh.
WAITER: Jeez. Not again. (SIGH) Maybe I can help. Salsa? Ginger root? Chinese
Chicken Stock? How about UNESCO Surprise?
(CHEF NODS ENTHUSIASTICALLY UNTIL SHE REALIZES THAT THE WAITER, A FRENCH SNOB
AT HEART, IS BEING SARCASTIC. DRAGON APPEARS BRIEFLY FROM CLOSET)
DRAGON: Crab meat might be even better.
CHEF: (CALLING) Dragon. . .(SEES LOOK ON WAITER'S FACE AND FINISHES) Soup.
WAITER: What?
CHEF: Dragon Soup. That's the name of the soup. The Chef's Special for tonight.
WAITER: Is that so?
CHEF: Yes, write it down just like that: Dragon Soup.
WAITER: Tell me, Cheffie. is it made from dragon meat? The customers will ask
you know.
CHEF: No, course it ain't. Dragon give me the recipe.
WAITER: Of course he did, darling. Of course he did.
In the end of the play, it turns out that the chef is the dragon's mate. Once
he recognizes her own true nature as well as his own, they are able to return
to their own dimension.
MUSHROOM PATE
2 lbs. mushrooms
1/4 cup butter.
Duxelle the above, that is, cook until they are dark and intense. This may
take up to an hour over low heat.Mix
into:
8 oz. cream cheese
4 oz. sour cream
1 t fines herbs or mixed Provencal herbs & black pepper.
BEEF MADRID
Marinade
beef tenderloin in a mixture (equal parts)of ground ginger and dry mustard dissolved
in Worstershire sauce.
Cover beef with bay leaves. Wrap with bacon.
Leave overnight or several hours.
Small new potatoes may be placed in pan to soak up juices.
Cook
in a moderate oven until meat thermometer registers RARE.
DRAGON SOUP
6 cups rich chicken stock
2
T minced ginger root
6 T minced scallions
8 tomatoes, skinned, seeded & chopped.
Saute scallions, then ginger
in a little oil, add with tomatoes to broth. Simmer 20 minutes.
Just before serving, poach cubes of fresh shark or
other firm fish in soup.
Cooked, warm crab may be placed in bowls & covered with hot soup instead.
PEARS STANLEY
Cook
ripe pears in white wine, flavor with cinnamon
and cloves and crystalized ginger.
Layer pears and slices of French chocolate cake
in small
individual dishes, using cooking liquid from pears.
Raisins and nuts may be added.
May be topped with chocolate sauce.
SOUCI'S SALAD
1 head of romaine
1 cold, cooked potato
2 t fresh basil
Combine above and garnish
with boiled egg slices,
tomato wedges, black olives.
Dress with olive oil & lemon
juice.
Sprinkle with pine nuts.